Best Collection Of Funny Eid Mubarak Jokes Messages 2018

Find out the Best Collection of Funny Eid Mubarak Jokes Messages 2018 on Muslims Prayer Times. Share these messages with your friends and family to enjoy the happiest occasion of Eid Al Fitr and Eid Al Adha.

“Agar Ek Baar Mein Gosht Bhejh Dun To Dobara Mangne Mat Aana”

Jab chye eid mana laity hai
Chand humara apna hai 🙂
!! Eid Mubarak !!

EID MUBARAK!

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DELIVERED BY:
POST OFFICE. . .*

Eid Aye Hai
Log kehte hai eid aye hai
Tum ao tu yakeen a jaye

Mubarak ho
Markze Rohatay Hilal Kameti ne
mujhe dekh leya hai.
Kal EID HO Gi…
Eid Mubarak!

“Tumhen Bakra EID Mein 3 Log Ziyada Gosht Bhejhenge Ge…
‘I, ME and My Self’”

Eid Al Adha Mubarak Funny Messages

Paane Ka Raasta
Per tum ko bhi paane ka raasta nahi milta
Tere khaloos-e- Mohabbat pe atebaar hai itna
Siwa tere koi rishta sacha nahi lagta
(* EID MUBARAK*)

DON’T OPEN IT FOR ATLEAST 2 MORE DAY,
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MUJHEY PATA THA AAP SAY SABAR KAHAN HO GA,
HAPPY EID MUBARAK.
YAAD RAKHNA I’M THE FIRST 2 SAY U EID MUBARAK !

ON THIS HOLY AND JOYOUS OCCASION
MAY THE BLESSINGS OF ALMIGHTY ALLAH
COME DOWN AND REST UPON YOUR SHOULDERS
AND UPON THOSE WHOM YOU LOVE
AND TREASURE
A VERY HAPPY EID UL FITR MUBARAK!

Dear Gudo
Mey Qurban Hone Ja Raha Hun,
Agr tum mere se sacha payar
Karti ho to mere baad koi Boyfriend na banana,
Umeed hai k agli Eid pr tum
mere pas pohanch jao gi…
Mis U So Much
Yours Maay Maaay!!

;*’*’*;, Bokey Of
*;**;* Flowers
\____/ 4 U.
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\/With The Bandal Of Prayers
IN Every Flower
Wish’s 4 UWish U A Very HAPPY EID….!]

Eid
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/___/I Gift
I___I/ 4 UOpen It, – . . – . Its
“. “ .” My
” . “ Heart
Full Of Best Wishes
Advance
EID MUBARAK!!

Raat Ko Naya Chand Mubarak,
Chand Ko Chandni Mubarak,
Falak Ko Sitare Mubarak.
Sitaroon Ko Bulandi Mubarak.
Aur Aap Ko Hamari Taraf Se,
EID Ki Khushyaan Bohat Bohat.

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK!!!

BEFORE THE GOLDEN SUN OF EID RISES , LET ME
DECORATE ALL OF ITS RAYS WITH WISHES OF SUCCESS ,
PROSPERITY AND HAPPINESS FOR U AND URS FAMILY.
EID MUBARAK !!!

Eid Mubarak Funny Sms:
EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD Mubarak!

Eid Mubarik Funny Poetry Sms 2018:
Kash hum ek SMS hoty
bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty
mana k aap hamy delete kar detay
laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty
or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK!!

WHITE BAKRE
BLACK BAKRE
BROWN BAKRE
RED GAAYE
WHITE BLACK GAAYE
& DUMBAAY WALI
HAPPY EID UL AZHA MUBARIK!

Aae “Chand”
Jab wo Teri Taraf Dekhain
To Unhain Kuch Yaad Dilana …
Mudhar Se Kuch Geet Sunana
Aur Kehna …
Tumhain Koi Yaad Karta Hai
Teri Arzoo, Teri Umeed Karta Hai
Koi Aaj Bhi Tumhain Dekh Kar Eid Karta Hai
Advance Eid Mubarak!

Funny Eid Mubarak Jokes Messages

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“* DIL KI *”
* GEHRAYON *
“* …SE… *”
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EID

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FITTER
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CHAND MUBARAK!!!

CHND DIKH GAYA
MUBAREEK HO
CHALO CHALO
BAKRA MAANDI CHALO
5000 LOH BAKRAA 2U
GHOMAO PHIRAO
CHARA KHILAO
ABB EID KAH DIN HE
BAKRAA GIRAAO
WAIT
IX PHELE EID MUBARAK
WIXHING A VERY HAPPY EID MUBAREEK!!!

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YE L0
BAKRA
EID TUK ISAY KHILANA
PILANA
R0Z SHAM K0 SAIR KRWNA
PR EID PE VAPIS KER DENA
MAINE B QURBANI KRNI HAY.

KASH TUH MERA BAKRA HOTA
MAIN TUJAY GHASS
KHILATA OOR PYAR SEY TERE SEENGH
HILATA OOR
POOCHTA PAGAL
KAUN
TU YA MEIN
OOR TUH PIYAR SAY BOLTA
MEIN MEIN.

Mere Mehboob k dil se shak Q nahi dhul raha.
Mehboob ko maaro goli…..
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Ye Aaj Eid ka chand Q nahi nikal raha???
Reply ….

Hum se tou ik bakray ki hifazat nai hoti…
Log itni yadon ki hifazat pata nai kaise ker lete hain..

Inn larkiyo ke nakhray or qurbani ke bakray
Hum larkon ko bohat mehngy party hain.

‘B’ se “Bakra”, ‘B’ se “Begum”, Jodi Rabb milaye
Dono ko 24 ghanty bas “Main Main” kerni aye
Mil ker meri her khwahish kerty hen tukra tukra
Begum or Bakra dono hein meri jaan ka khatra

Kaash iss Eid pe tu mera “Bakra” hota
Or tumhary sath selfie lene ka haq sirf mera hota.

Kya Aap ne suna hai..?

BBC per

CNN per

PTV per

ARY per

GEO per

nahi suna..!

FM 100 for every tou suna ho ga..!

Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo..

Ξ Eid Mubarak Ξ

Eid ho ch uki hai… ***Eid Mubarak***

Sufi soap
Lado soap
Robin Neel
Kashmir Banaspati
Habib cooking oil
Dalda Banaspati
Metro Milan Agar Batti
7Up,
Pepsi,
Team,
Sprite,
Dew,
National Chat Masla,
Surf excel,
Arial,
Tapal,
Lipton tea
Walls ice cream
aur mere taraf se
*****Eid Mubarak******

Network busy number busy
No signal message not sent‚¦.
Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid
So “Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.
****Eid Mubarak***

Aey EID k Chaand!
kyun krta hi Tu molviyon ko Pareshan,
Tujhe Dekhne k Liye Be_chain Han
Mufti Sb,
Tujhe Dekh Nahi Paate
Poore Mulak k awaam,
Magar na jane kahan Se Dhondh Lete Hain Tujhe peshawar k pathan.
Happy EID MUBARAK..

Wo Boti Ka Maza,
Wo Kaleji Ki Bhook,
Wo Paaye Ka Shorba,
Wo Siri Ka Soop,
Wo Qurbaani Ka Noor,
Sirf thoray din DOo0o0r.

Eid card For You
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{*¡ MUBARAK |*}
{*|_____HO_____|*} {*|_ ~~~~~~ _|*}
{*|_____EID_____|*}
{*|_MUBARAK_|*}
EID.UL.AZHA MUBARAK 2 U ND YOUR FAMILY.

Eid is a name of celebration
with great fun and entertainment,
brings a new sensation of making merry.
May our lives be full of such beautiful days!
“Have a great Eid day”

Ayse to bohat Main Main krti hoo.
Iss eid pe Bakri ban k he aa jaoo.
Main tmhary sath thori chiskiya le
chai he pee lon…..

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